時間 (2006-08-18 00:12:34)

推文281則 (261推 0噓 20→)
===內有閃光===

這是我朋友跟他女朋友的對話

兩人剛開始交往不到一個月

話說某日兩人在濃情蜜意時

男:有你真好能跟你在一起真是太幸運了

女:(嬌羞貌)真的嗎?

男:是啊

女:有多幸運啊像中樂透一樣嗎

男:是啊就像中頭獎一樣啊

女:恭喜這位幸運得主 !! 頭獎來了~~~(自己就演了起來投入男生的懷裡)

男:哇~~我好開心喔~~(抱著女生)

女:現在記者來訪問一下這位樂透頭彩的幸運得主(手做麥克風狀遞到男生面前)

請問 xx先生中了頭獎有什麼感覺?

男:好開心喔~~我真是太幸運了耶~~(對著鏡頭比YA)

女:這樣子啊那麼打算怎麼處理您的頭獎呢?

男:(不假思索) 捐出去

捐出去捐出去捐出去捐出去捐出去捐出去捐出去捐出去捐出去
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女:..................(收回麥克風轉過身不理他)

最後聽說是哄了一個晚上才搞定

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#1推 :捐出去XD08/18 00:14

#2推 :好笨XDDDDD08/18 00:15

#3推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 改天來玩玩看......08/18 00:14

#4推 :捐的好XD08/18 00:15

#5推 :XDDDDDDDD08/18 00:16

#6推 :XDDDDDDDDD08/18 00:17

#7推 :XD08/18 00:18

#8推 :謝謝！（收）08/18 00:18

#9推 :XXXXXXXXXD 讓他捐!讓他捐!08/18 00:18

#10推 :不如捐給我吧08/18 00:18

#11推 :XDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 00:19

#12→ :哈哈哈無意間講出真心話嗎XD08/18 00:19

#13推 :好好笑...XD08/18 00:19

#14推 :XDD08/18 00:19

#15推 :哈哈好笑~~~08/18 00:20

#16推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 00:20

#17推 :這篇應該可以給他推到爆08/18 00:20

#18推 :請捐到這裡吧！08/18 00:21

#19推 :大王捐！大王捐！08/18 00:21

#20推 :XDDDDD捐給我吧08/18 00:21

#21推 :捐出去捐出去 XDD08/18 00:21

#22推 :XD08/18 00:22

#23推 :版標候選人之一08/18 00:22

#24推 :捐出去讓他捐 XDDDD08/18 00:22

#25推 :XDDDDD超好笑的感情真好呀08/18 00:22

#26推 :捐出去~~~ <伸> XD08/18 00:22

#27推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 00:23

#28推 :這篇真是笑點笨點兼備啊XD08/18 00:22

#29推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 00:23

#30推 :不推對不起自己XD08/18 00:24

#31推 : 我已經不行了.... 好好笑喔08/18 00:25

#32推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 00:25

#33推 :捐給誰捐給誰捐完了以後換誰捐08/18 00:24

#34推 :XD 愛玩嘛08/18 00:25

#35推 :太好笑了哈哈哈哈08/18 00:25

#36推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 00:26

#37推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 00:28

#38推 :好好笑也滿智障的 ^^"08/18 00:29

#39推 :捐!捐!捐!捐!08/18 00:29

#40推 :捐完再捐嗎= ="08/18 00:29

#41推 :XD 有笨到~ 有笨有推哦~08/18 00:30

#42推 :很酷餒～捐吧08/18 00:30

#43推 :他女朋友叫阿娟??08/18 00:32

※ jiunde:轉錄至看板 joke 08/18 00:32

#44推 :推樓上叫小娟娟^^08/18 00:35

#45推 :太棒了XDD08/18 00:36

#46推 :超好笑的XDDD08/18 00:38

#47推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 00:38

#48推 :讓他捐讓他捐 !! XD08/18 00:38

#49推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 00:39

#50推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 00:40

#51推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 00:40

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#53推 :XDDDD08/18 00:41

#54推 :讓他捐!讓他捐!讓他捐! XDDDD08/18 00:41

#55推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD =.=08/18 00:41

#56推 :有你真好~~我們不要變成情人好不好08/18 00:41

#57推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 00:42

#58推 :哈哈08/18 00:45

#59推 :XD 這是真心話吧!!!08/18 00:46

#60推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 00:47

#61推 :大推拉~ 樓上的是宇恆-有你真好對嗎~ 呵!!08/18 00:48

#62推 :XD08/18 00:52

#63推 :XDDDDDDDDDDD 這篇有機會爆08/18 00:53

#64推 :捐!!捐!!捐!!捐!!捐!!捐!!08/18 00:53

#65推 :XD08/18 00:53

#66推 :哈哈哈 XDDDDDDD08/18 00:55

#67推 :讓他捐讓他捐 !! XD08/18 00:56

#68推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 00:56

#69推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 00:58

#70推 :XDDDDDD08/18 00:59

#71推 :捐多少～～捐多少～～捐多少～～ (尾牙常起鬨)08/18 00:58

#72推 :捐出去！08/18 01:00

#73推 :XDDDD08/18 01:02

#74推 :哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈08/18 01:02

#75推 :讓你爆讓他捐08/18 01:04

#76推 :XDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 01:03

#77推 :世事難預料~~~只有安X最好~~~08/18 01:04

#78推 :閃死人了啦08/18 01:04

#79推 :XDDDDD08/18 01:04

#80推 :捐出去~~~捐出去08/18 01:05

#81推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 01:06

#82推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 01:06

#83推 :捐出去~~~~~捐出去~~~~~捐出去~~~~~捐出去~~~~~08/18 01:06

#84推 :好好笑!08/18 01:06

#85推 :捐出去捐出去!!! (我快笑翻了)08/18 01:09

#86推 :捐給我吧!!08/18 01:11

#87推 :哈哈有種故意的感覺08/18 01:13

#88推 :想到兩個人的表情就覺得超爆笑，哈哈哈08/18 01:13

#89推 :捐出去捐出去捐出去08/18 01:13

#90推 :推一個啦XDDD~08/18 01:16

#91→ :唉唷~那男的其實也很有愛心的說@@"08/18 01:15

#92推 :可以捐給我嗎?... >//////<08/18 01:17

#93推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 01:17

#94推 :哈~捐給我啦！08/18 01:17

#95推 :這是被套出真話的下場嗎XDDDDD08/18 01:17

#96推 :哈哈哈哈哈!!!要捐到哪裡去!!!!!08/18 01:19

#97推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 01:20

#98推 :XDDDD哈哈..有笨到..08/18 01:20

#99推 :哈真的好好笑捐出去XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 01:21

#100推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我要!我要!我要!!!08/18 01:21

#101推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 01:23

#102推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 01:23

#103推 :爆前推。XD08/18 01:23

#104推 :XDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 01:23

#105推 :第一百推嗎？是我嗎？捐出去08/18 01:23

#106推 :在電腦前狂笑...哈08/18 01:24

#107推 :跟上面的人一樣~~~XD08/18 01:27

#108推 :來人啊捐出去08/18 01:31

#109推 :給他捐!!給他捐!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 01:32

#110推 :噗 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 01:38

#111推 :回答的太順了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 01:40

#112推 :XDDDDD08/18 01:42

#113推 :XDDDDDDDD 天啊好好玩哦哈哈08/18 01:42

#114推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 01:44

#115→ :XDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 01:44

#116推 :XDDD08/18 01:45

#117推 :太好笑了看到最後一句爆笑出來 XD08/18 01:51

#118推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 01:55

#119推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 01:55

#120推 :XD08/18 01:56

#121推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超好笑的08/18 01:57

#122推 :好笑好笑~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD哈哈哈哈08/18 02:07

#123→ :哈哈哈08/18 02:09

#124推 :給他捐給他捐08/18 02:10

#125推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 02:11

#126推 :本次頭獎共有三位人士均分.............08/18 02:18

#127推 :好甜蜜喔~~超好笑的!!!!08/18 02:20

#128推 :我是稅務人員。你中的頭獎要扣稅。(詐)08/18 02:24

#129推 :讓他捐!讓他捐!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 02:24

#130推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 02:31

※ shaoan:轉錄至看板 TA_AN 08/18 02:46

#131推 :讓他捐!讓他捐!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 02:47

#132推 :XDDDDDD08/18 02:53

#133推 :好白癡的一對！不過也多虧這種人才能讓大家笑得開心XD08/18 03:07

#134推 :XDDDDDDDDD其實你朋友心腸蠻好的.....08/18 03:08

#135推 :你朋友是好人XDDDDDD08/18 03:21

#136→ :XXXXXDDDDDDD08/18 03:22

#137推 :XDDDDDDDD08/18 03:55

#138推 :大王捐！大王捐！08/18 04:38

#139推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 07:39

#140推 :XDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 07:52

#141推 :XDD08/18 07:56

#142推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 08:26

#143推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 08:50

#144推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 08:51

#145推 :XDDDDDD08/18 08:59

#146推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 09:07

#147推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 09:38

#148→ :XDDD08/18 09:46

#149推 :我可以接收嗎?08/18 09:50

#150推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD捐出去吧XD08/18 09:54

#151推 :兩個甜密又很閃的笨蛋XD08/18 09:59

#152推 :真是太好笑太可愛了！08/18 10:03

#153推 :鄉民第一次被閃的這麼高興 XDD08/18 10:05

#154推 :捐出去~~~XD08/18 10:28

#155推 :本次頭獎共有三位人士均分.............XD08/18 10:28

#156推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 10:28

#157推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 10:30

#158推 :XD08/18 10:41

#159→ :好呆的男朋友= =08/18 10:43

#160推 :好一篇正大光明卻沒被嫌的閃光文XD超難得08/18 10:43

#161推 :XD捐出去08/18 10:45

#162推 :XDDD08/18 10:46

#163推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 10:52

#164推 :ＸＤＤＤＤ08/18 10:53

#165推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 10:55

#166推 :捐出去XDDDD08/18 10:56

#167推 :感情真好XD08/18 11:00

#168推 :捐出去XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 11:02

#169推 :XD08/18 11:05

#170推 :?08/18 11:10

#171推 :來喔來喔各位鄉民見者有份喔頭獎均分嚕 ~~08/18 11:12

#172推 :太妙了!!推推!08/18 11:19

#173推 :讓他捐~~讓他捐~~08/18 11:24

#174推 :出自善意...xd08/18 11:25

#175推 :推08/18 11:30

#176推 :太爆笑了不推對不起自己08/18 11:34

#177推 :XDDD08/18 11:43

#178推 :好好笑XD...08/18 12:07

#179推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 12:27

#180推 :超好笑！！08/18 12:28

#181推 :被推到爆的閃光文...大王！捐不捐！大王！捐不捐！08/18 12:38

#182推 :哈哈哈~~~被閃的很high~可是真的超好笑XD08/18 12:44

#183推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 12:45

#184→ :XDDDDDDDDDDd08/18 12:48

#185推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 12:52

#186推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 13:07

#187推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 13:10

#188推 :XD 呵呵太好笑了 ^^08/18 13:12

#189推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好甜蜜...瞎了..08/18 13:33

#190推 : XDDDDD08/18 13:42

#191推 :那麼多捐，捐都不像捐了= =||||08/18 13:53

#192推 :XDDDD 很閃但是很好笑08/18 13:57

#193推 :不錯玩08/18 14:25

#194推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 14:27

#195推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD （笑到流淚）08/18 14:34

#196推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 14:37

#197推 :XD08/18 14:57

#198推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 15:29

#199推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 15:44

#200推 :XDDD08/18 15:49

#201推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 16:11

#202推 :他這個笨蛋哈哈哈08/18 16:16

#203推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 16:38

#204推 :==================以下為受款者名單====================08/18 16:48

#205推 :XDDD08/18 16:54

#206→ :XD08/18 16:56

#207推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 17:26

#208推 :不錯阿捐給有需要的人08/18 17:45

#209推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 17:46

#210推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 17:59

#211推 :好可愛喔XD08/18 18:04

#212推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 18:27

#213推 :XDDDD08/18 18:40

#214推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 18:42

#215推 :XDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 18:56

#216推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd08/18 19:12

#217推 :第一次被閃的這麼高興...........XD08/18 19:16

#218→ :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 19:22

#219推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 19:24

#220推 :笑死我了....08/18 19:44

#221推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 20:04

#222推 :XDDDDDDDD08/18 20:14

#223推 :XDDDDDDDDD 捐出去XDDDDDDDDD08/18 20:22

#224推 :哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈狂笑中08/18 20:41

#225推 :鰾聾F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!08/18 21:02

#226推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd08/18 21:15

#227推 :感謝原PO大愛～將大獎捐贈給鄉民們分享 XD08/18 21:20

#228推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 21:27

#229推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 21:46

#230推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 21:58

#231推 :哄一個晚上.......（好西斯阿）08/18 22:08

#232推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 22:19

#233推 :我覺得原po是不是其中一位呀...那有男女朋友在朋友面前這08/18 22:30

#234 麼親蜜呀~~08/18 22:31

#235推 :我有需要這位善心人士大愛我只要半個禮拜就好 T.T08/18 22:31

#236推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD天好笨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/18 22:51

#237推 :大好人08/18 22:52

#238推 :那...我就不客氣啦你真是好人>/////<08/18 23:05

#239推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/19 00:30

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#241推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/19 00:48

#242→ :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/19 02:16

#243推 :Fire in the hole!08/19 10:44

#244推 :推哇哈哈哈哈借轉一個 XDDDDDDDDDDDD08/19 11:00

#245推 :讓他捐！讓他捐！讓他捐！讓他捐！ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/19 11:33

#246推 :XDDDD08/19 17:10

#247推 :推！08/19 21:01

#248推 :XD08/19 21:52

※ asound3310:轉錄至看板 KS95-311 08/20 01:12

#249→ :讓他捐讓他捐 !! XD~~~~~~~~~08/20 01:18

#250推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDD08/20 16:46

#251推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/20 20:01

#252推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd08/20 21:52

※ salonchen:轉錄至看板 Hate 08/20 23:55

#253推 :XD08/21 01:01

#254推 :借轉貼@_@08/21 01:08

#255→ :XDDDDDDDDDDD08/21 01:44

#256推 :笑了08/21 22:39

#257推 :真好笑08/21 23:19

#258推 :讓他捐！讓他捐！！08/22 18:03

#259推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/22 18:39

#260推 :借轉!~08/23 20:26

#261→ :XDDD08/24 03:53

#262推 :XD08/24 17:42

#263推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/25 06:02

#264→ :捐出去08/26 00:21

#265→ :XDDDDDDDDDDDD08/27 01:56

#266推 :XD08/27 14:39

#267推 :XD08/28 14:10

#268→ :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD09/02 16:20

#269推 :哈哈09/05 14:48

#270推 :捐出去................................................09/10 00:08

#271推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD09/14 02:42

#272→ :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD12/11 03:29

#273推 :2007/01/08 XDDDDDDDDd01/08 00:30

#274推 :2008/04/15 收到囉04/15 17:17

#275推 :捐出去XD05/18 13:36

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