標題[轉錄]有你真好
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作者: eileentt (什麼東啊~~) 看板: StupidClown
標題: 有你真好
時間: Fri Aug 18 00:12:34 2006
===內有閃光===
這是我朋友跟他女朋友的對話
兩人剛開始交往不到一個月
話說 某日兩人在濃情蜜意時
男:有你真好 能跟你在一起真是太幸運了
女:(嬌羞貌)真的嗎?
男:是啊
女:有多幸運啊 像中樂透一樣嗎
男:是啊 就像中頭獎一樣啊
女:恭喜這位幸運得主 !! 頭獎來了~~~(自己就演了起來 投入男生的懷裡)
男:哇~~我好開心喔~~(抱著女生)
女:現在記者來訪問一下這位樂透頭彩的幸運得主(手做麥克風狀 遞到男生面前)
請問 xx先生 中了頭獎 有什麼感覺?
男:好開心喔~~我真是太幸運了 耶~~(對著鏡頭比YA)
女:這樣子啊 那麼打算怎麼處理您的頭獎呢?
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女:..................(收回麥克風轉過身不理他)
最後 聽說是哄了一個晚上才搞定
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